Monday, June 18, 2007

The Walmart Incident


So today the funniest thing happened to me... Today is Ben's birthday, and all he wanted was a mini sd card for his phone. He said the only place we can get it is Walmart electronics section. So late afternoon, we go off to Walmart. So when he off to find his mini sd card, I decided we needed some cookware. So there I was in the cookware aisle, when this ssg started talking to me about enlisting in the army. Oh he was slick with it. He first started asking if I was still in school. I immediately corrected him. Army. Three years going on. He started asking me if I knew anyone who would want to join the Army. I told him that I would not even wish it on my enemies. Then I walked away. Later when I told Ben about the recruiter in Walmart, we had a good laugh about it. You see... we really would not wish it on our enemies. It was just funny the way recruiters try to tell me about the army life. Believe me; I know. Too well.

Sunday, June 10, 2007

A Little Johnny Classic Joke

Little Johnny asked the librarian how to use the card catalog. After pouring over the little drawers full of cards he approached the librarian again, wanting to know how to spell "tequila.""T-e-q-u-i-l-a," spelled the librarian, and Little Johnny went back to his search.A short time later he came to the desk, looking quite upset. "I just can't find it." he said."What book are you looking for?" the librarian asked."Tequila Mockingbird."