Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Stupid people make me angry!

Ok let's just be honest here first. I have a smart mouth. I am really good at comebacks ansd insults. I spent a 15 month deployment in Iraq and my crew was all guys. I had a lot of time to come up with sarcastic stuff.

Well, one night one of the girls came to work and found us resting. Mind you, we have bee working non stop since we came in 8 hours ago. She cme straight in the office where I was to complain to the supervisor about how we did nothing. Of course, the supervisor didn't listen to her. He knew my crew made him look good every night. I was so disgusted by her I went out and told everybody what she has done! Everybody was so tired an so angry. But like I said I had a big sarcastic mouth. We ended up in a screaming match. I wasn't angry that she called me a "fat bitch"; I was more upset over the "lazy bitch" cooment. I told her that when she can fit in my size small uniforms thwn come talk to me about being fat. As for "lazy", I told her when she gets as much experience as me, then talk to me! Please I had two tours under my belt and I could work every where in that place! As for the bitch part, I can be. Ooooh, I was so mad. But my friends told me not to get down on her level. When everyone heard that story, they were so mean to her. I kind of felt bad for her.

Did I mention that I was really nice and everybody like me?! That taught her to be crazy to me next time!

Monday, April 27, 2009

It started right after high school...

4 1/2 years in the Army which included 2 tours to Iraq! And now I'm here..

Military uniforms are taking over my extra bedroom!

Colorado Army National Guard

A lot of military stuff! Uniforms everywhere... from BDUs, DCUs, and even ACUs! Should really get rid of them but too lazy!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Luigi's!!!

Their bread! Pizza! Awesome prices for really great food!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Lions are freaking awesome!

I dunno. Just seems to be the answer.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I'll settle for a flying car or a Hovercraft...

A flying car or mebbe a the hovercraft.

C'mon, a flying car... no more road rage bhind some slow driver!

A hovercraft... you can go on multiple surfaces!!

Sunday, April 19, 2009

The rock islands are awesome anytime of the year!!

so many rocks islands so many different names... so they all will be "The Rock Islands".

It's like those beach scenes from the Travel Channel... but so much better!

The water is so clear and so blue! The trees are so green! The sky is endless! The beach sands so white! It's like the whole place is saturated in colors!

If it all sounds too good, google it! :-)

Friday, April 17, 2009

When the rescue ship comes, I'll tell 'em: Take me home

If there is no tv to watch mindless crime dramas, then I am not staying! If there is no freezer full of ice cream, then I am not staying! The whole one companion thing is gonna drive me crazy!! You need different people for different kinds of conversation! But I might be convinced to stay awhile if they had millions of books.... i heart books :-)

3 words: CRIME DRAMA TELEVISION!!

So many things to do but I'll probably just end up watching crime dramas! I know it's so awful but I tell myself that I'll need that "knowledge" one day.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

The next scene features

I put the bloody knife on the counter and turn to walk away...

Sunday, April 12, 2009

First rule of relationships: Don't make someone a priority when they only consider you an option.

Don't make someone a priority when they only consider you an option.
Self explanatory.


Honey, sugar, ice tea...

I am so horrible at sweet-talking! It always ends up as blackmail or a bribe. :-)