25 Reasons Why McDonald's Is Better Than The Army

Right now, I'm not to keen about being in the Army. So here are some reasons why Mickey D's looking real good...


1. If you have to take a piss, you can go take a piss. No questions asked.
2. Better pay.
3. The ability to quit!
4. McDonald's doesn't deploy.
5. They have actual janitors.
6. No McDrills.
7. The grill breaks....You CALL someone to fix it.
8. No time at McDonald's will you hear your boss give a 30 minute dissertation over the P.A. on the importance of being 15 minutes early.
9. McDonald's will eventually fire the ***REALLY*** stupid employees.
10. If McDonald's catches fire, you leave.
11. Personnel inspection requirements are written on the door. (no shirt, no shoes, no service)
12. At McDonald's, dislocating your shoulder is not considered getting the "good deal".
13. If you want to buy your boss a beer, thats okay.
14. If you want to tell your boss to "fuck off and just die, just fucking die" that's okay too.
15. There is no Uniform Code of McDonald's Justice to deal with.
16. No one will wake you at 2 in the morning to start the grill.
17. Chances of you getting called back after you get off work are pretty damn slim.
18. $2.99 is a meal price, not a daily wage at McDonalds
19. McDonald's doesn't require a 24 hour Charge of Quarters Duty and Staff Duty.
20. MCDonald's employees get paid for overtime.
21. You don't have to come in to work at 7am only to wait around for an hour for your boss to tell you things you already knew.
22. If you burn a hamburger, they won't take away half a month's pay for two months and restrict you to the playground.
23. You don't have to take apart the shake machine once a quarter, JUST BECAUSE.